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im a mermaid.
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meladoodle:

*throws coins at strippers really hard*

(via grade-a-memo)

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a detailed list of people who have a crush on me:

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(Source: 270293, via holytaxaccountant)

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totoislostinoz: carry-on-my-consulting-tardis: “What house?” “Montague!” “whAT HOUSE?” “MONTAGUE” “WHAT HOUSE?????” “MONTAGUE!!” “MONTAGUES! GETCHA HEAD IN THE GAME!” The fact that someone else thinks he looks like Zac Efron makes me so happy.
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Cosmo sex tip #285

Wanna make her wet?

Drown her.

(via humanswithknives)

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oldtobegin: my seeds have sprouted and now i have a little friend
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