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im a mermaid.

meladoodle:

*throws coins at strippers really hard*

(via grade-a-memo)

a detailed list of people who have a crush on me:

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(Source: 270293, via holytaxaccountant)

totoislostinoz:

carry-on-my-consulting-tardis:

“What house?”
“Montague!”
“whAT HOUSE?”
“MONTAGUE”
“WHAT HOUSE?????”
“MONTAGUE!!”
“MONTAGUES! GETCHA HEAD IN THE GAME!”

The fact that someone else thinks he looks like Zac Efron makes me so happy.

Cosmo sex tip #285

Wanna make her wet?

Drown her.

(via humanswithknives)

oldtobegin:

my seeds have sprouted and now i have a little friend